If at first you don't succeed, call a plumber

It all started when...
It didn't start and that was the problem.The car, life, marriage and oh, let's not forget, the job promised to me. But that's another story. For another day. When I get around to it. My life is cluttered with 'round-to-its.' 'Honey, can you get to the broken faucet?' 'Sure, when I get around to it.' Get it? Sure you did. You're smart. And that's why you're reading this. I did mention that you're smart, didn't I? (Not so secretly trying to grease the wheels here, in case you didn't notice. But since you're smart, you did already.)
I also have in my arsenal, the ever popular, 'if and when.' 'If and when I get 'around-to-it,' (those buggars keep popping up all over the place) it'll get done.' See how easy that was?
Semper fi, am I. (That means, always ready to pass the buck and the blame. In case of emergency, blame it on the pilot)
Have a great day.
*disclaimer -your mileage may vary-considerably-don't blame me if you're not happy!
Stay tuned for more fun and frivolity of our unsuspecting do-gooder.